I made a talky blog about my accidental art walk! Click the enjoy:
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Hapy Birthday, Chipotle!
It’s my dog’s birthday today! Chipotle Marie-Claire is officially five years old! Here are a few pictures from her birthday belly rub: Please join me in wishing Chipotle a Happy Birthday!
We’re terrorists.
I was watching the news this morning. Obama is sending an additional 4,000 troops to Afganistan, essentially making Bush’s War Against Terror his own. Obama’s war against terror in Afghanistan and Pakistan will fail. Just as fighting fat is futile. … Continue reading
Day 7.
And on the 7th day, he rested in his underwear.
Us vs. them.
It’s 5:59 AM, EST. Raindrops dance across my roof like twinkle-toed ballerinas and danseurs, courting each other in a timeless pageant. The day is pregnant with potential; a world of love is itching to be manifested. And as I sit … Continue reading
Question: Biggest turn-offs.
A lifetime ago, we talked about your biggest “turn ons.” Today, I want to know: What is your number one biggest turn off ever? Leave your answer in the comments. Lord knows, I have a growing list.
5 things winner & more.
First of all, if you haven’t added me on twitter, do it. If you don’t know what twitter is, click here and be amazed. I wanna tweet with you so bad. Second, congratulations to Sarah for winning our 5 Things … Continue reading
f**k you. I hate you.
“I f*****g hate you! Mother f****r!” I stopped dead in my tracks. Chipotle’s ears perked up, not understanding the words but feeling their intensity. I was walking down the corridor of my condo building when I heard the shouting. I … Continue reading
talky blog: Sex & The City.
Here’s my talky blog from NYC. I had a lot of fun making it. A special thanks to Herrick Guest Suites.
The Naked Parade is in town.
When my sister, cousins and myself were little, we used to have what we called “The Naked Parade.” The four of us would march down the hallway in our birthday suits. We thought that we were fabulous – and we … Continue reading