Mar

31

talky blog: Bored? Try this…

March 31, 2009 | 25 Comments

I made a talky blog about my accidental art walk! Click the enjoy:

Mar

31

Hapy Birthday, Chipotle!

March 31, 2009 | 60 Comments

It’s my dog’s birthday today! Chipotle Marie-Claire is officially five years old! Here are a few pictures from her birthday belly rub:

 Please join me in wishing Chipotle a Happy Birthday!

Mar

30

We’re terrorists.

March 30, 2009 | 89 Comments

I was watching the news this morning. Obama is sending an additional 4,000 troops to Afganistan, essentially making Bush’s War Against Terror his own.
Obama’s war against terror in Afghanistan and Pakistan will fail. Just as fighting fat is futile. And struggling against poverty will never overcome it.
If we resist an idea, concept or mental dysfunction, [...]

Mar

29

Day 7.

March 29, 2009 | 52 Comments

And on the 7th day, he rested in his underwear.

Mar

29

Us vs. them.

March 29, 2009 | 34 Comments

It’s 5:59 AM, EST.
Raindrops dance across my roof like twinkle-toed ballerinas and danseurs, courting each other in a timeless pageant.
The day is pregnant with potential; a world of love is itching to be manifested.
And as I sit here, my desk lamp flickers, filling my room with faux-candle light and filling my mind with images of [...]

Mar

28

Question: Biggest turn-offs.

March 28, 2009 | 195 Comments

A lifetime ago, we talked about your biggest “turn ons.” Today, I want to know:
What is your number one biggest turn off ever?
Leave your answer in the comments. Lord knows, I have a growing list.

Mar

27

5 things winner & more.

March 27, 2009 | 12 Comments

First of all, if you haven’t added me on twitter, do it. If you don’t know what twitter is, click here and be amazed. I wanna tweet with you so bad.
Second, congratulations to Sarah for winning our 5 Things contest. Sarah is the first female blog buddy to win a prize! Represent! Sarah will [...]

Mar

27

Fuck you. I hate you.

March 27, 2009 | 27 Comments

“I fucking hate you! Mother fucker!”
I stopped dead in my tracks. Chipotle’s ears perked up, not understanding the words but feeling their intensity.
I was walking down the corridor of my condo building when I heard the shouting. I realized it was coming from a neighbor’s unit. It was a man shouting at his girlfriend.
“You fucking [...]

Mar

26

talky blog: Sex & The City.

March 26, 2009 | 23 Comments

Here’s my talky blog from NYC. I had a lot of fun making it.

A special thanks to Herrick Guest Suites.

Mar

25

The Naked Parade is in town.

March 25, 2009 | 56 Comments

When my sister, cousins and myself were little, we used to have what we called “The Naked Parade.”
The four of us would march down the hallway in our birthday suits. We thought that we were fabulous – and we were! I can still remember the catchy tune we made up: “Here comes The Naked Parade! [...]

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