I just realized that I often make “sometimes” statements follow by “and by sometimes, I mean always.”
For example:
- Sometimes you’re in the right place at the right time. And by sometimes, I mean always.
- Sometimes, life is so beautiful. And by sometimes, I mean always.
- Sometimes, there are times in your life when you are standing in a road that forks 100,000 ways… And by sometimes, I mean always.
- Sometimes, doing what feels right – trusting your gut instinct – is the best thing you can do. And by sometimes, of course, I mean always.
Give me your best “and by sometimes, I mean always statement” in the comments. It can be funny, deep, profound or stupid. I’ll send a free copy of my Total Body Assault Program to my favorite. 
P.S. Sometimes I love you. And by sometimes, I mean always.
Update 11/17: Congratulations to Robert for winning the prize for his comment:
Sometimes a hug is the best thing in the world. And by sometimes, I mean always! <3
November 15, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Sometimes I love living in New England, and by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Sometimes I am jealous of people who live in New England, while I am stuck in Texas. And by sometimes,I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I am not in Texas, I live in Florida but I totally agree with you
George! I can’t wait to go to the UK someday. I have always felt
like something there was going to change my life and in a good
way. Have a wonderful day!
November 15, 2009 at 7:38 pm
here’s one for the stupid category:
Sometimes it’s hard. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Sometimes I like taking baths in molten chocolate then having my boyfriend lick me clean. And by sometimes, I mean always
D
November 15, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Sometimes, people make becoming happy so difficult. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Sometimes to truly be good you have to be a little bad. And by sometimes I mean always…
November 15, 2009 at 8:45 pm
hahaha
November 15, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I sometimes say, “and by sometimes, I mean always,” and by sometimes, I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Sometimes, Davey Wavey is intellectual and cute, and by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 10:01 am
thats so true.
November 15, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Sometimes, there is love. And by sometimes, I mean always.<3
Love you all.
November 15, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Sometimes people say dumb things. And by sometimes, I mean always(that makes y’all geniuses by default)
November 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Sometimes strangers are douchebags and sometimes friendship removes the douchebaggery and sometimes love takes its place.
Sometimes Davey’s photos give me erections
Sometimes my boyfriend likes having sex with me
Sometimes girls who know I’m gay ask me for sex
November 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Sometimes people who don’t seem naughty at all, change my perspective of them drastically. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 9:04 pm
sometimes i want to be with someone i’ve loved from afar. and by sometimes, i mean always. yes, always.
November 15, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Sometimes i’m just myself, and by sometimes i mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I want to sometimes be myself, and by sometimes i mean always!
November 15, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Sometimes, what’s meant to happen will. And by sometimes I mean always.
November 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Amen to that. If it’s happening, it’s meant to be.
November 15, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Sometimes you find inspiration in the oddest places. And by sometimes I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Sometimes hiding the fact of being gay is difficult. and by sometimes, I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Sometimes, I like to sit in my pajamas and watch old movies and eat junk all day, and by sometimes I
mean always
November 15, 2009 at 11:24 pm
HIGHFIVE.
November 16, 2009 at 8:35 am
I second on that one!!!
Believe & Smile… Siempre Sonrie!!!
November 15, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Sometimes I need to remember that I’m loved. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 15, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Sometimes I’m gay. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 2:22 am
Sometimes, your thoughts create your world, good and bad. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 6:43 am
Sometimes, I can’t help but laugh.
And by sometimes, I mean always
November 16, 2009 at 7:36 am
I’m versatile but sometimes I like to be bottom. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 7:50 am
sometimes i wish people would take note on what they do and how it effects people, and not always think that there the only people in this world with feelings, and by sometimes, i mean always
November 16, 2009 at 8:13 am
None is for forever, and nothing is always… except that I always mean this.
So… sometimes, I do not like generalizations and by “sometimes” – I meant always.
November 16, 2009 at 8:30 am
Sometimes I wish I could find my heart… unconditionally loving and understanding…
And by sometimes, I mean always…
Believe & Smile… Siempre Sonrie!!!
November 16, 2009 at 9:04 am
Sometimes I have to picture someone else while we … and by sometimes, I mean always…
Its just been that long)
November 16, 2009 at 9:34 am
Sometimes Davey gives awesome advices on his vlogs. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 10:08 am
the advice of DW and others is why we come to this blog-day in and day out.how true.
November 16, 2009 at 9:38 am
Sometime the truth is right in front of you… and by sometimes I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 9:46 am
Sometimes my imperfections and mistakes make me perfectly, uniquely me, and by sometimes I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm
I like that our imperfects make us so perfect too always.
November 16, 2009 at 9:52 am
Sometimes, you are part of a bigger picture. Oh, by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 9:57 am
sometimes i think about your nipples. and by sometimes i mean always
November 16, 2009 at 10:07 am
Sometimes I beat off, and by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 10:30 am
Somtimes I read your blog. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 11:58 am
Sometimes not all of us who wander are lost, and by sometimes I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Sometimes Life gives us opportunities to practice / apply the new insights / lessons that it has awakened within us.
And by sometimes I mean always.
Peace, Love, and Truth,
Todd in VA
November 16, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Sometimes I don’t mean always and sometimes I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Sometimes life comes at you full throttle right to the face. By sometimes I mean often, but you always face it bravely head on and overcome whatever obstacle is set before you.
November 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Sometimes I choose penis over p***y… and by sometimes I mean always
November 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Sometimes I say sometimes to mean most of the time but not always, and by sometimes I mean always.
Cheers!
November 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Sometimes I pass a flower and will sniff its scent in public. By sometimes I mean always ^_^
November 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Sometimes what you’re looking for is right infront of you, and by sometimes, I mean always.
Sometimes what looks like a bad thing really isn’t, and by sometimes, I mean always.
Sometimes it’s benifical to push yourself. And by sometimes, I mean always.
Sometimes when you give all you have, it will come back to you. And by sometimes, I mean always.
(You taught me that last one especially)
November 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
sometimes, it’s hard to be youself. And by sometimes, i mean always….
but sometimes, when you be yourself, the world smiles back at you. And by sometimes i mean always……
November 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Sometimes, i just wanna get laid. (And by sometimes, I mean always.)
November 16, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Sometimes I procrastinate. And by sometimes, I mean always.
November 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I remember this Polish kid I used to hang with. Most every one I knew that knew him basically said he was one can short of a six pack. He told me (referring to his mother, obviously)that sometime meant never, and maybe means no. I didn’t think he was one can short of a six pack. He may have had a bit of a language barrier, but that hardly made him slow. I was introduced by one of my vendors to Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1974 (my father was with me doesn’t remember Jay introducing Arnold to him also.) He was competing for Mr. World (or some such thing as they have many lofty titles and contests) He was in his ripped form and was ready for his dog and pony show like other bodybuilders I’ve met there is a certain look they have right before they do a contest that takes much preparation and really takes a toll and they go back to normal shortly there after fortunately. Anyway, Arnold recognized me as someone his age and had an uncanny ability to know that I respected what he did albeit finding it a bit creepy for me. ( it’s especially creepy on the female bodybuilders)He asked me how he could go to college as he did not have money and he heard it was free in California.(not exactly a dumb bunny picking Venice Beach, cheap rent, at least then, on the sand, muscle beach too boot.)He was fresh off the plane from Austria and I swear, he just seemed he was escaping from it.( his statue that was to be erected in his honor in his home town in Austria was later canceled at the 11th hour under hush-hush type circumstances. There are multiple “official” versions why.)He was basically giving me the poor me routine that he couldn’t get any information from any body. His thick Austrian accent even had Alsatian overtones and was very difficult to discern. Jay Leno’s version of it is considered an exaggeration, but it was spot on when I first met the real deal.( I wonder if he met, him back then. Jay was known to have a borderline, if not actual homeless status back then and Venice was then and still is now called “Vagrant Venice’ by some of the long time residents)I patiently listened to him, my Dad was having the usual time issues even though he had weekends off while I had them next to never. I told him I would meet him at the roller skate rental booth,( roller blades were still quite far away) and he carped about doing the skate thing and I said not to worry as I was not dressed for it as it was a place to meet thing. I was finally able to get the gist of it, eureka, community college. Then I said “Santa Monica f*****g community college.” I was enraged at his workout buddies and they knew it in no uncertain times. they all kept saying his accent we can’t understand. I said something like I got in less than 10 min. I asked Jay how long had Arnold been working out with you guys/ “pretty much all summer” Arnold asked me how far away and I told him probably about 4 miles west of here. I figured by the look on his face he didn’t know what that was so I had to convert our stupid system of measurements and took the wild guess of 2 kilometers. ( the reason for me saying our system was stupid is because my industry had already converted to liters and I was thinking everyone else would eventually follow suit, the math being so much easier but some people think easy is not changing anything better for the status quo.) I met up with my father at the place where another governor was who is now running for the same office. Arnold did in fact attend Santa Monica College in 1974 I guess he did make it for the fall semester in the nick of time in no part of his local colleagues, but by essentially an outsider, myself. “Sometimes” if you listen to someone who others literally won’t give the time of day, “maybe” you’ll be part of history. I do know that Arnold always loved are State before he even came off the plane. I do know his education in Santa Monica College was tuition free. I don’t however if he was actually a citizen at the time given he was literally fresh off the boat, er plane. If he indeed was, he would have got a fast track to citizenship the likes of people in the diplomatic core that I know would hardly believe. I don’t intend to investigate, as he has Presidential aspirations even though he wasn’t born here, that is subject to change. His wife is Maria Shriver. I think she can get off on that cell phone ticket that you wouldn’t.
November 16, 2009 at 6:00 pm
“Sometimes Zac Efron makes me squeal in delight. And by sometimes, I mean always”. x
November 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Sometimes, a narrow-minded “always” hinders your potential for superior alternatives. And by sometimes, I mean Always.
November 16, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Sometimes a hug is the best thing in the world. And by sometimes, I mean always! <3
November 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Sometimes honesty is the best thing in the world. And by sometimes, I mean always!