Finish the sentence:
“Life is like…”
And if you say “…a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get,” I’ll spank you. Three lucky winners will receive a special gift!
BTW: Today is Scotty Dynamo‘s birthday. Join me in tweeting him a happy 20th on his twitter.
September 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Life is like a “?”, while we are the the dot to make it complete.
September 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Single “the” would be enough:)
September 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Life is like a party live it while you can or youll end up with a hangover.
September 10, 2009 at 7:04 pm
life’s like that rascal flatts song Stand:
Life’s like a novel
With the end ripped out
The edge of a canyon
With only one way down
Take what you’re given before its gone
Start holding on, keep holding on
September 10, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Life is like fruit leather. So good! So Good, I got you!
September 10, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Life is like an open mind, then there will always be a frontier.
September 12, 2009 at 10:49 am
Life is like awesomeness times thirteen million, six hundred twenty two thousand, four hundred and three.
Actually, I just liked saying the number.
September 12, 2009 at 10:51 am
Life is like awesomeness times two hundred thirty five hundred million, sixty seven thousand, one hundred ninety nine.
Actually, I just like saying that number.
September 12, 2009 at 10:52 am
Dang… I’m a noob. And I did all that typing for a dumb double post!
*trudges to corner of shame*
September 13, 2009 at 1:22 am
life is like a jar of jalapenyos what you eat today might hurt your ass tomaro XD
September 13, 2009 at 4:05 am
Live is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.
haha
September 14, 2009 at 7:07 am
Life is like a relationship. It’s a story of love and hate, tears and joy, good times and bad times.
September 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm
“No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry”
September 14, 2009 at 10:45 am
Life is like a textbook – you groan at the thought of facing it, but it contains some pretty good lessons, you just don’t appreciate them immediately.
September 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
A runway full of different colors sizes and shapes.
September 14, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I once heard that we each describe life by what we know best. For me, life is like reading a book. I can try to guess what’ll be on the next page, but I’ll never know until I turn it and see. I can sit back and read it, or I can jump in and live it,to the fullest. (If you don’t think that can happen from a book, you’ve never met a real Potter fan) I can ignore what it taught me, or I can use the lessons to make the world a better place.
December 29, 2009 at 3:26 am
I”d like u to spank me Dave
So…life is like a box of chocolates…you’ll never know what you get. 
January 21, 2010 at 1:46 am
I’d like a spanking too…like a box of chocolates
November 18, 2010 at 7:17 am
life is like a box of chocolates…its good until its gone (: