Finish the sentence:
“Life is like…”
And if you say “…a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get,” I’ll spank you. Three lucky winners will receive a special gift!
BTW: Today is Scotty Dynamo‘s birthday. Join me in tweeting him a happy 20th on his twitter.
September 8, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Life is not like a simile. It’s confusing. Figure it out yourself.
September 8, 2009 at 3:47 pm
“life is like something special that even god can’t figure out.. maybe the dead know and are smiling upon our mistakes.”
September 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Like is like one f*****g beauty contest after another.
September 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
As P!nk says, “Life is like a dancefloor, God is the DJ, love is the rhythm, and we are the music.” (this is a modified quote from God is a DJ from the album Try This by P!nk.)
September 8, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Life is like an elusive illusion that must be broken thru, to achieve illimitable and illustrious illumination.
And, it’s the kewlest thing ever!!!
Peace and Love,
Todd in VA
September 8, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Life is like the song “Monarch” by Matt Alber. You will have to listen to it to understand. He can be found on YouTube. Trust me guys and gals…you won’t be disappointed !!
ERIC from Ohio
September 8, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Life is like a riddle that we are never going to know the answer to!
September 8, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Life is like a day at school. You love some parts, hate some others, but you always pull through and end up learning a lot.
September 8, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Life is like a monkey…you never know what it might throw at you.
September 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Life is like a contraceptive, being subliminal in use you know what your going too get.
September 8, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Life is like an orchid. Hard to keep alive. But like all things beautiful, the end result is worth the effort.
September 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Life is like that trick you brought home from the club the other night…only time will tell what you get out of it.
September 8, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Life is like something so startling that it leaves little time or breath for anything else!
September 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm
life is like taking a trip without a map!
September 8, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Life is like a Big Penis, the ones who live large will get shine like the brightest stars, and get all the attention.
September 8, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Life is also like discovering Matt Alber’s End of the World video (in barber chair and dancing near end) due to someone on here directing me to Matt Alber’s Monarch.
Life is like a matrix!
September 8, 2009 at 8:04 pm
…opening the freezer and discovering a container of double chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream , only to find it is freezer burneed when you taste it.
There was the great moment of sweetness, followed by that pang of bitterness.
September 8, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Life is like a feather in the wind, one gust will pass and the feather settles to the ground, tranquility. However, its not long until another gust comes and moves it in another direction.
September 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Life is like a Rubik’s cube. At fist it seems like everything is all mixed up, but as you take different twists and turns, you realize that it is possible to reach the end goal…although many will claim that it takes a lot of patience to get there.
Cheers!
September 8, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Life is like death… when you realize you’re at, you just shif it!!!!!
September 8, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Pardon myself, the correction lies in this part of the statement: “you’ve just shift it”. Nevertheless if you prefer the other one… well do you catch my drift?? I hope… Greetings… Ta ta
September 8, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Life is like a mirror…it will always reflect what you put into it.
September 9, 2009 at 1:33 am
Life is like a kaleidoscope, just a tiny shift can completely change your perspective.
September 9, 2009 at 9:26 am
That’s an awesome one!
September 9, 2009 at 1:40 am
Life is like a box of chocolates: sweet and bitter, dark and white, soft and hard, yet beyond all these, it is joyful and like chocolate meant to be enjoyed one bite at a time trusting that more and more will continue to come in all shape, sizes and forms.
September 9, 2009 at 3:14 am
Life is like a hunk – sexiest with his underwear on. xD
September 9, 2009 at 4:37 am
life is like intrinsic beauty. once you find it you’ll have it forever.
September 9, 2009 at 4:43 am
Life is like sex, When it’s good, It’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
September 9, 2009 at 5:17 am
Life is like the weather because you can’t be really sure what the nex days will bring.
September 9, 2009 at 6:09 am
Life is like foreskin restoration.. you just keep working it till it slides with ease.
September 9, 2009 at 6:21 am
Life is like Almond Joys/Mounds…sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
September 9, 2009 at 7:29 am
Life is one of these little things you regret you lost it when you lost it… I think
September 9, 2009 at 7:55 am
That’s it. Life is like.
September 9, 2009 at 8:49 am
Life is like a big tree, we are the leaf and branches, Were born as little sprouts and one day we’ll wrinkle up and fall away into the winds.
September 9, 2009 at 9:24 am
Life is like eternal happiness, only shorter
September 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
Life is like a cardboard box: far more exciting than it appears to be or is ever given credit for.
September 9, 2009 at 9:47 am
Life is like Tequila, You never know when
You will get the “Worm”
September 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
life is like a roller coaster. there’s twists, turns, ups and downs, and everything inbetween
September 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Life is like a funnel. We all go through a whirlwind and different paths but we all have ultimately the same destination.
September 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Wow, they are all good sayings, But in truth,
“Life is nothing but a dream,” And one of these days you will wake up from this dream
and say, Wow, what a dream that was
I just hope that I master this dream, this time around.
September 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Life is like a labirynt, you’ll sometimes get stuck, but if you turn around, you will see how easy it could be if you just know you can do it.
September 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Life is like a labirynt, you’ll sometimes get stuck, but if you turn around, you will see how easy it could be if you just know you can do it.
You will always get out.
September 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Life is like a camera. We may shoot the most perfect picture ever, but that will never last. What lasts is the image printed on your brain.
September 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Life is like an apple ; if you want to know what it tastes like you must first bite into it!
September 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Life is like love: you should embrace it with whole your heart and enjoy every minut for as long as it last.
September 9, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Long time no see Davey!!!
September 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Live is like a blank canvas… you make it into something amazing!
September 9, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Life is like an accident, never real but always a reason.
September 10, 2009 at 12:53 am
life is like… the way you want it to be.
September 10, 2009 at 6:20 am
Life is like a roller coaster, it has many ups and downs, but it’s these ups and downs which make it a bloody good ride.
My friend on the other hand seems to think that life is like the weather, by this he means that you can make the best out of any situation as long as you keep thinking positive. I.e if its raining, have a water fight coz it’s already raining so who cares if you get wet. Or if you get made redundant, think of the lie-ins in the morning. P.S – water fights are very good fun in the rain.=D
September 10, 2009 at 9:50 am
life is like a big ass party its long and crazy but in the end you have a kick ass time
September 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Life is like a “?”, while we are the the dot to make it complete.
September 10, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Single “the” would be enough:)