New York City generates a heat like no other place in the world. It radiates from above and, thanks to the lack of greenery and vegetation, the paved surfaces below. It makes for a unique combination that leaves the crack of my ass perpetually wet.
And as it turns out, I picked an interesting weekend to visit New York City. As I write this post, the Mercury is topping the 102 degree Fahrenheit mark – and the area is in the midst of a record-setting heat wave. It’s pretty much all people are talking about.
You can say the same thing about our attitudes toward weather that you could say about anything else in life. Just like rainy days or sunshine, our time on Earth will be full of ups and down. People with positive attitudes aren’t people that don’t experience the downs – they’re just people who realize that our reactions to life’s turbulence are choices.
You can greet the hot weather with anger and resistance, or you can make the most of it. Either way, it’s still going to be hot as f**k. And if you’re going to be a hot sweaty mess, you might as well be a happy hot sweaty mess.
P.S. If you’re in the NYC area, I’d love it if you came out to say hello during Saturday’s Central Park blog buddy meet-up!
July 22, 2011 at 4:17 pm
You said “hot, sweaty mess.” Love it.
July 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm
i have a 3 hour practice today and two 12 hour practices this weekend for my sports. Everyone else is complaining about it, but i pay a lot of money to do this so i may as well make the best of it, and drink lots of water
July 22, 2011 at 4:38 pm
And, as you seem to endorse…be as naked as possible. It’s 98 in St. Louis at the moment. What gets me thru is minimal AC (gotta save bucks) and being totally naked with a fan on me. The house is 85 degrees but I’m totally comfortable. Clothes get in the way of cooling.
July 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm
yesterday it was 102 in toledo, 96 this afternoon until a huge thunderstorm came through and the temp dropped to 73 in about 20 minutes…hoping it blows your way!
July 22, 2011 at 5:06 pm
I have been reading outside in the sun, sweat has just poured out of me in Minnesota. But, I was reading a book that will be reviewed come some time next week. You Davey Wavey and your readers might like it! Specifically anyone who has a good background in the humanities and loves to travel.
The Land Near Oz by Aaron Allbright is a great read on a happy sweaty day! Got a tan!
July 22, 2011 at 5:17 pm
@Tom Brooks yeah my mom was just out there. It’s not that bad in Dayton. Mid-90s.
July 22, 2011 at 5:19 pm
Davey, you’re hot and sweaty
I keep a positive attitude about this heat wave! When I’m at my restaurant job, I tell the customers to keep cool when they’re leaving.
kisses! X0X0
Andres
July 22, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Haha I love the “It makes for a unique combination that leaves the crack of my ass perpetually wet.” That’s Summer!
July 22, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Wow! What a wonderful discription! I like it.
July 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Wow again!
July 22, 2011 at 7:58 pm
It’s like what 17 in Ireland lmfao :p making the most of it here though!
July 22, 2011 at 8:49 pm
wow, really? i’m the only one who noticed he STUFFED his crotch? how vain. practice what you preach.
July 22, 2011 at 10:14 pm
God, I don’t know why I continue to read comments! People like you just suck…
The man spreads a message of unconditional self-love. That’s it. If he wants to stuff his crotch, let him. Vanity isn’t a horrible thing when there are other redeeming qualities surrounding it. There is no harm in making yourself look like you want to look as long as you maintain self-love at all times.
Also, it might be that he’s wearing those underwear that give his crotch a “lift.” He advertised them a little while ago.
Or he’s huge.
Either way, get off the moral high-horse and appreciate stuff, Pants Stuffer.
July 22, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Davey has a little penis and he needs to stuff.
July 22, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Appreciate what, a fake penis? No thanks.
If he loved himself so much, he wouldn’t need to stuff his panties; he’d accept his size and snap away.
But he’s vain. And selling sex. Sad!
July 23, 2011 at 12:54 am
The whole pose was obviously just for FUN! I get it.
And, you looked as hot as the temperature Davey!
Just wait till you’ve experienced 42 days over 100
degrees in TX! Hasn’t been this HOT here since the
record heat wave in 1980. Electric bills doubled in one month.
July 23, 2011 at 2:18 am
“If he loved himself so much, he wouldn’t need to stuff his panties; he’d accept his size and snap away.”
You’re right, he doesn’t need to. But maybe he wants to. If someone wants to make themselves look different, it’s not always a sign of a lack of self-love. That’s what you’ll assume, of course, but you’re not going to be able to prove it. It could just be for fun.
But no! It must be a sign of total vanity! He must be brainwashing us into “buying sex!” He must be a shallow, subhuman, hypocritical monster! Or not. It could’ve been a completely innocent gesture.
Well, mister Pants Stuffer, if it helps you sleep at night believing you’re better than someone, then more power to you! In a world that can crush you soul if you let it, we gotta hold on to whatever ill-founded, ego-stroking, self-righteous misconceptions about others we can think of. Our self-esteem relies on them. Without them, we might be, you know, open-minded, logical human beings. f**k that!
Make sure you don’t ever try to see things differently! Your personal well-being depends on it.
July 23, 2011 at 2:54 am
Oh, how hypocritical of me. xD
July 23, 2011 at 7:06 am
This is one of the first times where the photo link is full resolution! A 5MP image is fine with me, I have no problem seeing as much of Davy as possible!
July 23, 2011 at 11:21 am
Volunteering to blow on the crack of your ass to keep it dry in this heat!
July 23, 2011 at 11:30 am
Wow! What a big, big (ahem) picture, the rest is not too bad either. Thanks for this big size photo. I hope you continue to post this size pictures, I love them, I love to see you big!
Now, can you please take the same picture only this time place both your feet flat on the ground so that we (I) can appreciate them better — and post it again, big. Thanks.
July 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm
2 COMMENTS:1)MATT:PLEASE get off your “teeny weeny”jag___You used it[to boring effect] yesterday.
Like it or not,each of us has got what he’s got_A line I heard in a Hetero play years ago,concerning “Biggie”,a man teased about/tormented by his small penis size:”Most of us have enough to please our women,but not ourselves.”IT’S a G.D. SHAME that men,whatever our sexual orientations,are pressured by the size/capacity of our equipment and by “performance anxieties”_kind of dampens the pleasure of what should be fun & natural.
2)The problem with being a hot & sweaty mess is that it makes us horny,but getting hot/sweaty with someone else aint always much fun.Years ago,in India,I learned that,if you have a fan,dousing yourself and your bed clothes with water & getting in bed:You get COLD,at least til the water dries up:Then you are already asleep,or can repeat the process.
STAY COOL,EVERYONE!
July 23, 2011 at 1:07 pm
In the blow up photo Davey appears to be wearing a cup. Probably to keep the air circulating around his junk.
July 23, 2011 at 1:33 pm
HEY, ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE SHIP, ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN, &&&& THAT IS A FACT !!!!! I THINK THAT THAT GUY LIKES BIG ONES ONLY CUZ SMALL ONES GET LOST IN HIS STUFF & HE CANT FEEL IT::))
July 23, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Davey Wavey
Good Afternoon!
I would c*m to see you in Central Park, but You know where I am in Jerszzy..Just call me or if some other blog member wants to meet..email me at boot43@earthlink.net with subject “meet”..Love “your” David
July 23, 2011 at 3:18 pm
I suspect Bill has a tiny penis as well!
July 23, 2011 at 7:14 pm
I agree Davey – happy is better than bitcherable
and you can stuff whatever you like – (Oh no he didn’t – LOL Anyway I can’t believe its cooler in Florida this year than the rest of the country – that’s amazing to me. We only hit 90 today which is quite normal for us. Hope you all get some relief soon. Hey Davey…if you want to cool off come down to the Tampa bay area. Wet is always good btw.
July 23, 2011 at 8:52 pm
i what to know what is in those undies lol
July 24, 2011 at 1:33 am
No need to suspect Julian(aka ASSWIPE),cause you’ll never know,but,Julian,you’ve conclusively shown you have a tiny brain:STUPID s**t.
July 24, 2011 at 1:36 am
DAVID:Who in her/his right mind would voluntarily go to [not just through] Jersey?
July 24, 2011 at 6:30 am
and americans deny climate change. just cause usa and north europe had a cold snap last year. Now u get to swelter in record heat like the rest of the planet hahahaha… from australia
July 24, 2011 at 6:36 am
pop my boy p***y’s cherry plz .. ur the best and kindest person i know & i have a huge crush on u …..
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July 24, 2011 at 6:37 am
and you got me through very dark closeted time so i didnt kill myself …
July 24, 2011 at 10:10 am
Photo looks more like a painting….
July 24, 2011 at 12:10 pm
it seems to be hott everywhere-i pray for cooler comfortable weather-so i can get some comfortable outdoor exercise.—–DW-seems to be sitting in a hotel room very familiar to me-it must be Chelsea Pines Hotel-on 14th street-across from NYPD-Firehouse.looks way too familiar.
July 24, 2011 at 12:29 pm
the americans who deny climate change are those who are brainwashed with Rupert Murdoch and Fox Network/Sky Network.media empire stretching from Oz-UK-USA.Thank God for the BBC.
July 24, 2011 at 12:35 pm
u know its off topic-but weve something to celebrate-DADT-removal-and NY-Gay Marriage begins-THATS A BLOODY GOOD HOTT MESS.
July 25, 2011 at 10:39 am
lol i got REALLY confused by that picture for a minute because the bottle looks like Relax Riesling, which is an amazing white wine that would probably go down like soda in heat like you were experiencing, but you don’t drink either of those. But cheers anyway buddy!
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