This is the story of heartache, back-stabbing and betrayal.
As if to warn me, mother nature cast foreboding skies and early morning haze over Western Toronto as I jogged back from the gym. The suns rays dared not penetrate the gloom for fear of what they might uncover. In the dark stillness, I approached my building; the silhouette of the mammoth brick structure was like that of a castle against a surreal backdrop of fog, shadows and gray.
Entering the building, I wound my way down the lanky corridors and approached my room. As my hand fell upon the door handle, I paused. I hesitated. Slowly turning the handle, I opened the door.
And then I saw it.
On my bed.
Colin and Chipotle. Together. On my bed!
The nerve. The betrayal. The heartache!
My camera was close by, so I snapped a picture. Caught in the act. How dare they.
June 27, 2008 at 10:41 am
They look so cute, very nice picture davey
have a wonderful day.
xoxo
June 28, 2008 at 3:59 am
is that a strawberry and chocolate on her lips?
June 27, 2008 at 10:47 am
Looks like Colin is IN the bed. I’d say it’s time for a talky blog! I did request one for my birthday yesterday, but I’ll certainly accept a belated one!
June 27, 2008 at 10:30 pm
If there’s a talky blog for your birthday, I would love to be included.
My birthday is on Monday Davey, it’s my big “18″
=]
June 28, 2008 at 2:52 am
sorry past birthdays are hard to celebrate, I was so busy with that task you gave me I forgot all about it, so Happy belated Birthday and you Mitch, monday is your big Birthday [sorry about the penis cut, you are large and capped would have been perfection] Happy Birthday to you! you are very interesting in so many ways!
June 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I’ll take that as a compliment.
=]
Thanks for the birthday shout-out.
June 27, 2008 at 10:51 am
Oooohhh for cute…
June 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
it wouldn’t be betrayal if you joined in for a threesome. submit to temptation davey.
June 27, 2008 at 10:35 pm
I’m not sure if Chipotle is Davey’s type…
but I’m sure that she could always be pushed off of the bed.
=P
June 28, 2008 at 3:55 am
that bitch lives with davey. come on grow up. she doesn’t have her legs in the air for nothing.
June 28, 2008 at 6:11 am
ha ha..cute..do you really think Davey lifts his legs up? that is so funny.
June 27, 2008 at 11:06 am
hahahahaha
They are so cute
June 27, 2008 at 11:09 am
ah Canada!
June 27, 2008 at 11:11 am
They look so cute… Did you join them?
I expect you will post a talky blog, please???
Kisses
June 27, 2008 at 11:23 am
Aw, that’s quite cute!
June 27, 2008 at 11:31 am
So why didn’t you just crawl into bed with both of them?
June 27, 2008 at 11:34 am
Did you feel betrayed by Colin or Chipotle ? Or, both ? Peace.
June 27, 2008 at 11:43 am
Tale as old as time, as seen on just about every soap opera.
*Boy meets gay figure skater in Buenos Aires.
*Boy adopts racing dog.
*Racing dog and figure skater become good succumb to inevitable friendship
And in about twenty seasons from now, you’ll find that it just wasn’t worth the drama :-p
June 27, 2008 at 11:47 am
Wait, he was in the bed . . . all night . . . was you in there too?
great story Davey!
June 27, 2008 at 11:55 am
I agree with the threesome! =)
June 27, 2008 at 11:56 am
Like sands through the Hourglass so are the “Days of our Dave”
Really man, you should do some creative writing or something, i was gobbling up the story like Banana Cream Pudding, The suspense, the drama….nail biting. A different ending and it would have been a commercial or something.
June 27, 2008 at 12:15 pm
David,
I really needed to smile today. You have succeeded Davey !
In order not to make trouble in the household, I propose a shared custody of Colin.
bye,
June 27, 2008 at 12:25 pm
HA. LOVE IT!
June 27, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Davey…
ds
agreed with Eric’s solution…Sharing is something we learned in grade school, RIGHT?
…and they are BOTH on their backs! mmmm
HAVE FUN doing “doggie stuff” !
June 27, 2008 at 1:33 pm
it looks consential to me and they both are adults and Chipotle is a connoisseur of “bones” and Colin has distracted you with his on more than one or two occasions, I vote get over it and I judge those feelings of betrayal will quickly pass because Colin coundn’t possible go to the “dogs” with you around. Chipotle probably seduced him into doing weird things with her and Colin protested during the episode, I’m Davey’s, it’s for Davey, forgive my weakness, Davey, she put something in my water dish! I am a victim of a Chipotle date-rape after the light went out! Davey enjoyed reconciling with them both on the futon! All’s well that ends well!
June 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Just for clarification: [what's going on here?]
Betrayal, a form of deception or dismissal of prior presumptions, is the breaking or violation of a presumptive social contract [trust, or confidence] that produces moral or psychological conflict within a relationship amongst individuals, between organizations or between individuals and orginizations. Often betrayal is the act of supporting a rival group, or it is a complete break from previously decided upon or presumed norms by one party from the other.
So there was a rule, a “thou shalt not..” and somebody violated the understanding of that unspoken and unwritten rule. so bad boy or bad dog or was it a conspiracy? Davey’s the victim, so bad dog & bad house guest, you are both
opportunists inconsiderate of Davey’s feelings and must henceforth be watched and monitored by a third party, the offended “Lord of the manor” and you two must never be left alone again! Mark my words, it will never happen again, not in Davey’s flat! nuf said! Be smart!
June 27, 2008 at 3:01 pm
“SEMPER VIVAT WIKIPEDIA”
June 27, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Why is Colin sleeping in your bed if you are dating Will in New York? I am so confused. Someone please update me.
June 27, 2008 at 2:26 pm
cos davey doesn’t ‘believe’ in limiting himself
*rolls eyes*
June 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm
will is letting chipotle sleep in his bed but davey is only allowed on the sofa. now chipotle is in bed with colin…..come on catch up on the series. davey’s libido is waning and haven’t you notice that dog always has her legs up in the air. what a tart that chipotle is. will davey every get laid again? tune in and find out
June 27, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Ahhh that’s sooo cute.
And yes I would just jump into bed with both of them…
Peace
June 27, 2008 at 2:28 pm
will is gonna be SO jeeeealoooous!!
lol.. and it’s blatantly obvious that mr dave here wanted us to ‘get it’ that colin slept in HIS bed last night.
hope there were fireworks man!
June 27, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Apparently, there wasn’t enough fireworks if Colin had to run to Chipotle.
=P
June 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm
What would Will have to say about this photo, hmmmm?
June 27, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Epic! That was so cool, and wonderful imagery in your writing Davey. The picture is too cute for words…
Glad that you are having fun and enjoying Canada.
Ciao – J
June 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Your mother was right. Chipotle is a slut.
June 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Somebody’s got some ‘splainen to do…
June 27, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Once again, Davey, you have totally made my day.
June 27, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Just cute.
June 27, 2008 at 5:15 pm
see what happens when you libido drops.
June 27, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Don’t worry Davey…at least Chipotle doesn’t act like this homosexual dog..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5lwtAA3zMI
Love the pic of Chipotle and Colling
June 28, 2008 at 7:19 am
rofl
the video was so … i don´t know
June 28, 2008 at 9:20 am
yes..it is bad, but don’t let anybody know..
did you hate it?
June 29, 2008 at 11:01 am
no! i could not stop laughing. And after watching, i was a little bit ashamed
Naughty dogs they are lol
June 27, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Reminds me of the first time I found my dog cuddling with the cat! Scandalous!!!!
June 27, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I was ready for a real shocker, and I didn’t see that coming. I guess interspecial (huh?) treachery is not something my mind’s familiar with.
Thanks for the laugh.
June 27, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Great story. You really had me going for a moment there. I’m really glad to see that Chipotle is comfortable and feels like one of the family. You’ve done a really great thing by adopting a dog. So now we want to hear all the sordid details about Colin. Now don’t hold back and tell us everything.
June 27, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Isn’t Colin trying to go “straight” Toronto is the right city to explore if you want to change tendencies when spending too much time with your own kind! altho the dog thing just won’t cut it, not even in Canada! Counsel him for the process of integration into the heterosexual community, will you Davey! No body would think you were gay! and Chipotle, she’s a surprise to all!
June 27, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Davey, I have 2 questions:
1. What sexual position would you call that?
2. Why did you crop out the cigarette dangling from Chipotle’s mouth?
Thanks for the laugh, you have such a way with words.
June 27, 2008 at 10:00 pm
That’s right, Colin came on Thursday…..
and from the looks of it, maybe on Friday too
Don’t be too harsh on Chipotle….unless of course she’s licking her lips and smells like strawberries and chocolate….
June 28, 2008 at 3:58 am
if only she spoke english, the tails (tales) she would spread.
June 28, 2008 at 2:55 pm
whisper sweet nothings in my ear and my cheeks spread! lol
June 27, 2008 at 10:16 pm
HAHAHA.
You never fail to make me laugh Davey.
I woke up to yesterday morning to my dog sleeping in my sisters room, and my dog is a female. I know the heartache you must be feeling right now and I must say that I know how you feel.
I guess I’ve always suspected that my dog was a lesbian.
=]
June 28, 2008 at 2:04 am
This is just commentary on an amateur psychological observation, which is: there is a kind of personality or character out there who feels every man trying to get friendly is homosexual and that every woman who says “no” is a lesbian. further study shows he is isolated, lonely and totally absorbed in self. He frequently assesses others as stupid and cannot tolerate such stupidity. He complains about the lack of perfection in everything and everybody! this individual finds life very distasteful especially when he does not get his way! obvious immature issues appear in relationships all the time! and these are a few of the wonderful things about this kind of partner or acquaintance. good nite!
June 28, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I guess that it’s a good thing that “the study” doesn’t pertain to everyone.
June 28, 2008 at 2:26 pm
the person defined is fictitious and composite of small qualities found in most personalities! Fiction can and does make us feel the gamut of emotions from very angry to actually “falling in love” with a character. So that when we want to relate to a real subject we become confounded when the reaction to our, let’s say: adoration, does not fit the response we get in return. the fictitious influence goes not equal the reality situation. The “study” would only pertain to let’s say you and me if we were in that kind of relationship! so lighten up, giv’em some slack, others may be dealing with your fiction-burdened mind-set. Wait and see they will be back, they come around! they may even love you, I know I do!
June 28, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Hm.
Something about what you just said calmed me down, I’m not sure what though.
=]
June 29, 2008 at 3:03 am
remember, I like from you what you think I like and enjoy from you, that should make it very simple and easy! for your discreet entertainment only! g’dday, sir!
June 29, 2008 at 9:45 am
Well what is the “what I think you like and enjoy from me”?
June 28, 2008 at 12:03 am
OMG how incredibly cute! you really had me going there i was really worried for you for a sec but then i was like wait a minute i shouldn’t worry!!!
haha that is very funny, i LOVE chipotle so much she is absolutely the cutest dog ever i love her and colins pretty cool too : P
have a great day!
☺
June 28, 2008 at 6:14 am
this is a cute reply..smile
June 28, 2008 at 5:56 am
Oh my dear …
I thought it was real…
June 28, 2008 at 7:35 am
well, since you lost your sex drive, what do you expect?
June 28, 2008 at 9:29 am
Wait, let me get this straight…you had Colin in your bed and you left him with the dog to go to the gym??? Why not just work out with him in bed instead of some collection of cold mechanical exercise tools. I’m sure Colin’s tool would get your cardio-vascular rate pumping. How odd this gym crazed generation is!
I am old, I am old. But I still prefer sex to jogging, and besides, why run if no one is chasing you? Gosh, golly, gee willikers, Davey, your DOG is sexier than you! Maybe they were right about too much masturbation…hmmm?
Be well,
June 28, 2008 at 11:04 am
i cant believe chipotle would dare cheat on u with ur friend! hehe
June 28, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Ouch, caught in the act?! Hahaha…
Oh look! how cute the dog is!
June 28, 2008 at 2:37 pm
DAVEY!!! I took a yoga class today and i felt soo at home and you know how you are always talking about coincidences being messages from the universe, well they kept happening (for example, i just learned what namaste meant yesterday and my instructor happened to talk about it today at the end of class, etc.) and then i have to say it was really relaxing and i think i am finally on the right track in my life!
THANK YOU!!!
July 5, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Ha! ^^ So cute!
Chipotle is inevitably cute, and Colin is simply adorable when he’s sleeping!
Now, I think we all want to know what Colin was doing in your bed to begin with! :O
July 9, 2008 at 2:19 am
Cute betrayal~ isn’t cute stuff~