Break the Illusion Blog by Davey Wavey

Surprisingly, this isn’t the first time that I’ve used this title in a blog post. Hmp.

I came across this Haiku gem today:

cherry blossoms fall
landing atop my penis
quickie with petals

And felt the need to share it with, after I had wiped the tears of laughter from my eyes. A few years ago, my Canadian friend Jeremy and I dabbled in erotic and ridiculous Haiku poetry. Here’s one that I wrote:

warmth between my thighs
an unexpected dribble
oh dear. i’m pregnant.

And here’s one from Jeremy:

From faceless shadows
Whispers echo in the void
“ill grab a Kleenex”

Erotic Haikus make me pee in my pants. Write your best in the comments below. I’ll select a winner to receive a delicious prize.

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