When I think about the innumerable straight men out there that will never know the pleasures of putting something up their bum, it makes me want to cry. They’re missing out on one of the most amazing and intense experiences that a guy can have.
And indeed, I can’t help but wonder how many fewer wars, conflicts and atrocities we’d have if more straight guys embraced the pleasures of the prostate – instead of worrying that it makes them “too gay.”
Obviously, a talky blog is in order. Via my second YouTube channel, check out today’s somewhat tongue-in-cheek video.