What makes a celebrity crush qualify as a “guilty” celebrity crush? It has to be something that you’re embarrassed to admit because it goes against the grain of our culture. Maybe it’s a crush on a cheesy 90s sitcom star, an 80s werewolf or even Mr. Britney Spears (aka Kevin Federline).
But I’m not a big fan of guilt – and different is refreshing. Besides, the Brad Pitts, Taylor Lautners, George Clooneys and Ryan Goslings of the world get more than enough attention and I think it’s time to share the love.
So in the spirit of releasing our feelings of shame, watch today’s talky blog – and share your no-longer-guilty crush in the comments below.
October 22, 2011 at 11:41 am
Guilty crushes
1. Daniel Radcliffe (He’s the only guilty one because I thought he was hot when he was about 16)
2. Taylor Lautner (same reason LOL)
3. Zach Braff (Don’t know why I’m guilty about him… I guess I have a soft spot for people who seem dorky)
I definitely do not feel guilty about:
1. Joseph Gordon Levitt (#1 crush fo sho!!)
2. Ryan Philippe
3. Josh Hartnet
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Ryan Gosling
And, confusingly…
1. Mila Jovovic
2. Mila Kunis
3. Keira Knightly
4. Natalie Portman
October 22, 2011 at 6:48 pm
Mine:Johnny Sheffield,who played Bombs the Elephant Boy in some of the Weismuller “Tarzan” movies:What pecs!!!!!!!(Drool)
October 23, 2011 at 12:32 pm
mine would be Taylor Lautner and Stefan Gatt-NYC-fitness model/bodybuilder-an inspiration for the gym/working out etc etc.
October 24, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Robin dunne
October 25, 2011 at 2:45 am
@Isak:
Never heard of him,Isak,so I looked him up.No accounting for taste,I suppose:Did see that he’s Canadian_When you go to his movies,do the theatres distribute complimentary packets of No-Doze?
October 26, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Hrithik Roshan. And I don’t care who knows it.
October 26, 2011 at 4:08 pm
@Arne:
Well,Arne,At least he’s aryan.
October 26, 2011 at 3:58 pm
@Arn *nudge nudge * I have been told I look like him. Lol
October 27, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Well, I can definitely support Michael J Fox, he was totally hot back in the 80′s.
Also Zach Braff, he just seems like a cool dorky guy.
And for me the one that I would probably have the hardest time explaining is that guy who played ‘The Ice Truck Killer’ on Dexter, I mean he was playing a murderer, and I still thought he was kind of hot, so yeah, I don’t feel guilty about it, but maybe a little weird about it.
October 27, 2011 at 4:46 pm
@Tom
Don’t feel weird,Tom,unless you want to:I have to confess [betraying my age here] that at the time he was arrested,I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was hot.Of course,one must excercise discrimination in picking one’ serial killers:Gacy wasn’t hot at all,and,I’m sure,knew it.
October 31, 2011 at 1:37 am
I’m with you on K Fed, though I include his current appearance. I tend to like guys with an ‘average’ build. Give me a nice face with some meat on his bones, and I’d be on his bone too.
My celebrity guilty crush is Austin Amacost. There’s something indescribably unclean about him, to the point that I wouldn’t want to come in contact with him. But he’s still incredibly hot.
November 1, 2011 at 6:00 pm
OMG I’m actually in love with Ryan Reynolds (and Davy Wavy of course!!). He is the cheese to my macaroni
February 22, 2012 at 4:42 am
Billy Miller (so hot) but my real one is Frankie Boyle OMG