A few weeks ago, I asked you for your thoughts on the issue of penis size. About 3 trillion of you responded. As promised, I made a talky blog on the subject sharing some of your answers and weighing in with my own $.02. And, it’s yet another video in which I appear in drag. Sort of.
s**t, I make an ugly chick.
January 22, 2009 at 5:22 am
Super! I’ll do similar post in own blog
January 22, 2009 at 8:44 am
what a real stoory..
January 23, 2009 at 5:37 am
My fave saying is “I am not a size queen…. I just love their boyfriends…..
” And I agree…. there are size queens and there are liars…. now I am not going to say what size I am, but when I have wanted to hookup with people and been talking to them online or on a phone chat thing, I would say that when I mention my size, I change 90% of the peoples mind that originally wouldn’t have had anything to do with me based on my stats… so yes, for some size does matter….. for me… I like a substantial piece of meat…. and as a top I like to have something to play with, but it isn’t a deal breaker…. but it has to be pretty…..
February 9, 2009 at 2:07 pm
yes, an endowed person is great to look at but is it practical?
i feel like the bigger the penis the more restrictions for play…big kids sure can be fun on the playground, but can they fit through the slide?
if you have an average penis then you can have some more fun with it because its more flexible and inviting…like gymnastics you can fit more flips into your routine!
just my 1c opinion.
February 17, 2009 at 7:43 pm
i really don’t care
my bf is not huge, but he’s GOOD so what does it matter?
February 20, 2009 at 1:54 am
maybe size doesnt seem to matter to those Czech Guys doing porn.on this famous Czech website these guys repeatedly announce that their penis measures 7.6 inches.Really?Should i be safe in knowing all Czech guys are this size?this seems to be pattern.
March 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm
If I was gay I would definitly want a guy with a small small penis…small…
March 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Id happily marry a guy without a dick at all! xx
March 26, 2009 at 12:12 am
An honest answer. My first time i saw my first big penis i couldn’t stop giggling, it was the last time i saw a big penis. I’m sure i could sleep around and see more c**k, but i don’t, when i see a small dick i have 2 choices, just do it, or just don’t. The choice where you just don’t has bad repercussions, you might as well end your relationship right there, and if you don’t want to “just do it” you probably shouldn’t be sucking that dick no way because you’d suck that dick if you cared enough. This is my own experience and i did vote that size didn’t matter, cause it doesn’t if you love someone, but if your being slutty it probably will
lovesudavey
March 27, 2009 at 6:38 am
You are full of crap.
I’d rather kiss a cute face on a great guy with 4″ than an ugly moron who had 10″.
A cute face (according to my own opinion and tastes)—a delightful body (according to my own opinion and tastes)—and if he HAS a dick (which I take it for granted he does), well that’s great: “it’s the icing on the cake” (to take your quote out of context).
April 7, 2009 at 7:03 pm
omg the clip with the goldie lox parody was halirous
April 25, 2009 at 10:08 pm
“Penises are GROSS ????? BLASPHEMY – GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE” HA HA HA funnnyyyyyyyyy ! and by the way, I think you look REALLY cute in that wig !!!
April 26, 2009 at 12:02 am
I loved being a bossy bottom when I came out 14 years ago. 10 years ago, I met the man of my dreams. It turned out that he was huge–too big for little me. But we’ve worked it out, and long since figured out that marriage (legal since 2003, in Ontario!) is not about only one specific way of fitting together. It’s about the balance of all a couple’s fittings-together. I expect to be trying to fit in new ways with him for a long time to come. So to speak.
I just discovered you tonight, D.W., and saw your coming out talky. Fantastic attitude–keep it up!!
May 18, 2009 at 8:07 am
I smiled, but I also thought Davey Wavey was right, he does make an ugly chick (which is a sexist term for ‘female’ by the way) but also commonly accepted by most as acceptable – but just like size, using offensive slang can be forgiven ‘yes’ – having a small dick can be forgiven, but choosing to use offensive language is different than choosing to use a small penis.
Can you work on making your penis larger? or is it more important to change your focus on being aroused by something else? If you love getting a blowjob, and someone has braces that make you UNCOMFORTABLE, then you can choose to be with someone who doesn’t have braces, or you can help them not make getting a blowjob such a bad thing. Now, if you like giving blowjobs, do you like the idea of having a short throbbing fountain, or a deep throatful? If you have to train yourself around a sensitive gag reflex, the smaller penises rule.
(I have to say that penis size does matter and some preferring smaller doesn’t make them liars – just people who do something different than the mainstream media yammers on about in movies, romance novels, and steamy locker-room porno’s. – Some people get with giving.)
June 9, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Well, wat should i do with my 15 inches by 5cm dick?????
June 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm
15 inches is a little much ……….
December 17, 2009 at 6:20 am
f**k yourself!!!
December 17, 2009 at 7:08 am
Have you ever tried that ? lol
bye,
December 17, 2009 at 7:11 am
are you kidding? 7″ not nearly enough for this!! but i am sure 15″ is!!
December 17, 2009 at 7:16 am
I mean,normally,a firefighter is supposed to have a fire hose long enough to do it!
(a joke, of course!)
December 17, 2009 at 7:24 am
friend i can handle “long hoses” just fine…its just mine is not so long…
December 17, 2009 at 7:43 am
You know, I like joking, but more seriously, I read with the greatest interest the reply you made to Greg on december 16th with your own story. You seem to be a nice person, of that I’m sure!
bye,
December 17, 2009 at 7:53 am
Thank you eric…but i believe in the quote “opinions are like assholes, everyones got one”. And I guess the Good Lord bless me..cause i can be the biggest asshole of them all. I am very opinionated, brash, blunt and dry. But at least i can look in the mirror and think to myself “damn im sexy”…lol…even though my feet stink all the time…i am a slob and i have this huge zit on my butt! But I want to thank you for your kind words…that put a smile on my face, always….BTW it really did piss off my xgirlfriends! YIKES!!!
December 17, 2009 at 8:03 am
LOL, for the quote!!! Have a nice day!
December 17, 2009 at 8:12 am
Grazie! You to the same my friend!
June 19, 2009 at 5:46 pm
My friend has an interesting way to look at this subject. She calls it the “Subway” approach. When you go to subway and you are really just starving, the 12″ looks great, but there’s just no way i can eat the whole thing.
I have to say that i agree with her on that. In reality, a big penis is great to look at, and when i see, for the first time, that my lover has a large one, i and pleased, but the real test is what happens with that large penis. Once it comes down to it, the “12 inch” is just too big and i end up walking funny for a couple of days.
on the other hand, since i’m mostly a top (i let my boyfriend f**k me because i love him) it doesn’t matter how big it is as long as it’s enough to hold on to.
July 2, 2009 at 11:01 pm
So I get it.
You’re a size queen.
July 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Generally, size doesn’t matter to me because even as a gay man I have absolutely no attraction to the penis…I’m a top that likes the rear side and it’s really the only organ I know how to appreciate.
That being SAID, size DOES matter to me if they are ridiculously big or ridiculously small (a french fry or a rocketship). Because things are just odd then. But I guess I can get over those things.
But my indifference to penises are compensated by my love and obsession with the “other,” much more interesting organ
September 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
It’s strange, it’s the first time I watch this video!!! I like it.
Yes, size matters.
October 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Clearly, according to majority opinion, size does matter. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this topic discussed, or seen such results. What I’d really like to hear about is WHY size matters – does it really make a guy more manly or a better person? So – what’s the deal? Why is a big thing such a big thing?
November 25, 2009 at 5:35 am
That was the most terrifying goldilocks impression ive ever seen.
October 6, 2010 at 8:44 am
Please… surprise …. More like crazzzzy ! Who does that … To react like that because of the seed of fake fear that was i put there ! Foolish
October 6, 2010 at 8:59 am
Nice … Ur a hottie … Let’s make this happen
November 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Davey, did you just call 46% of your bloggbuddies liars?? Everybody is entitled to their opinion on talky topics, including you, but I’m insulted you’d call people who don’t share your opinion liars. You obviously don’t live up to your ‘love, live and peace’ chatter. Truly Disappointing.
February 21, 2011 at 10:50 pm
when i was sixteen and seventeen i had my first agonizing experiences with receptive anal intercourse. none of the guys i was with were particularly large. Rather, we were all sixteen and seventeen and didn’t know what the f**k we were doing. foreplay? rimming? nah. just stick it in. ouch! i decided i must be a top!
in the summer between my freshman and sophomore year i made my first pilgrimage to p-town. at a tea dance i met a dashing twenty-three year old law student from california who swept me off my feet, took me back to his time-share, and showed me the moon, the stars, the rings of saturn, which is to say he rimmed and fingered me extensively prior to f*****g me living daylights out of me. i didn’t have a tape measure handy, but his magnum fit very snugly. for the next two days i was his happy college boy f**k toy, and then he was spirited back to the golden state where i later found out he had a boyfriend waiting. we’re still in touch.
i don’t know whether i should be angry or grateful, because he really did make me a size queen. i’ve been with lots of guys since, and have had some amazing experiences with average fellows like myself, but when it comes to bottoming i need something big downtown. and i’m a small guy: 5’6″ 135 lbs. i’m twenty three and still sampling the field (you can read slut if you choose, lol!) hopefully when I settle down size won’t be an issue.
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