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• At 2009.11.12 07:49, Michael Moniz said:
  

  We do not celebrate enough why we should be gay.

  I think the 5# reason to be gay is why would you want to be anything else? If you are gay, there is nothing you can do about it so why hide it, miss out on it, or try to be something you are not to fit in.

  The best reason to be gay is simply because you are!

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• At 2009.11.12 07:56, gnjen said:
  

  hillarius… and for the reason, well, you need no reason, that’s not a choice…

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• At 2009.11.12 08:18, jes said:
  

  Doesn’t matter how many reasons there are for being gay, no-one chooses to be gay.

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• At 2009.11.12 09:37, Andrew James said:
  

  So, I also think being gay is NOT something that someone chooses. I am sure Davey agrees with that too. In That regard, the video should be called “top five BENEFITS of being gay”. The video was still damn hilarios! “My friend just arrived?” That was great LMAO : -) And the “womp womps” were great too. Love from Minneapolis, MN Davey!

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• At 2009.11.12 10:07, Sam V said:
  

  I believe Cheyenne Jackson is the true 5th reason to be gay!!!!

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• At 2009.11.12 11:19, eric said:
  

  For the very first time, I can’t watch your video on Youtube!I don’t understand why, were you doing (lol) or saying bad things like in the video “Mac Laptops Having Sex”? but I understand why you had so much fun doing it!!

  bye,

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• At 2009.11.12 11:48, Derek said:
  

  #5 reason to be gay is simple Davey Wavey and I’m surprised you didn’t have this one in your video. It is that your wardrobe doubles when you are in a gay relationship!

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• At 2009.11.12 12:02, robert said:
  

  HAHA i agree with that one!

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• At 2009.11.12 12:08, Gabriel said:
  

  My reason #5 could be Cher or Luke Macfarlane!

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• At 2009.11.12 12:18, aL said:
  

  Ahahah very funny! You convinced me, I’ll try to be gay… Straight: what a horrible destiny !

  Cheers from Italy,
  aL

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• At 2009.11.12 12:29, Joey said:
  

  i AM NOT GETTIN SOUND

  my speakers work everywhere else….ahhhhhh

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• At 2009.11.12 12:41, jay said:
  

  5th reason to be gay, well bcoz most guys are hotter than girls.

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• At 2009.11.12 13:27, Eddie on the Cape said:
  

  Straight guys get fat, don’t know to moisturize (thus they age FAR moreso than if ur gay) and most have no idea how to dress! Enough said??

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• At 2009.11.12 14:17, eric said:
  

  I heard once that guys suck better than girls, I promise I never asked!!! LOL

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• At 2009.11.12 14:19, Buzzy said:
  

  Not really the answer but have to say I just loved the background music!

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• At 2009.11.12 14:41, matt from uk said:
  

  5 reason is it an good exuses to do anything you wont if a str8 dude ask!
  if a str8 guy say the music you leasen to is crap , you can say i like it cos im gay lol
  if the they ask way you dress the way you wont too , you can say cos im gay!
  and they cant say anything to that haha

  being gay is like freedom , freedom to do what you wont when you wont!!!

  6 reason is being gay is being happy ha

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• At 2009.11.12 14:51, JT said:
  

  I think its better when you DON’T talk.

  Please just stick to showing your ass and tiny package.

  thanks

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• At 2009.11.12 14:53, kris said:
  

  It’s in one of his previous videos which is tres amusant!

  Ciao

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• At 2009.11.12 15:01, Mike said:
  

  One huge benefit of being gay is that there are two men in the family to share in the renovations, yard work, washing cars etc. Not only does the work get done faster, but you actually enjoy accomplishing the tasks together.

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• At 2009.11.12 15:47, Brady said:
  

  Penis taste so YUMMY!

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• At 2009.11.12 16:09, jacques-england said:
  

  because a girl always needs protecting and somethimes its nice to have a guy that can be there if you need him (and guys are just freaking hot) xoxo

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• At 2009.11.12 16:32, Ken said:
  

  ugly bitches

  http://www.largegirlsxxx.com/s1/images/001dt_001.jpg

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• At 2009.11.12 16:34, Ken said:
  

  Ugly bitches:
  http://www.largegirlsxxx.com/s1/images/001dt_001.jpg

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• At 2009.11.12 17:30, james m said:
  

  Most of these reasons are depending on the type of person and not being gay or straight. (i might sound like im shooting these “benefits down, but im just trying to be honest)
  These reasons may be benefits for “stereotypical gay people” based on the idea of how gay people are known to act or like. there are plenty of people who dont really care if there is a was of hair in the shower, and there are a lot of gay couples that do have communication problems. these benefits are not truly benefits of being gay because it is not a benefit for every gay person.
  also, this whole being yourself thing, being yourself should not even be a benefit, it should be given, why is it that when you are gay, being yourself is a benefit? because being gay is often looked down upon, and you have to struggle to just be yourself. that doesnt seem like a benefit.
  guys are hotter than girls? if you are straight you are going to think the opposite.
  im done ranting for now though

  P.S. i didnt get the sexual scene in the vid… and i really think i dont need to know.

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• At 2009.11.12 18:39, Kenneth Livingston said:
  

  Hey Davey,

  What the #5 reason for being gay would be in my opinion actually #1. Is that through gay sexual interation there is no concern for the possiblity of procreating without making the choice to do so. It is extremely good for birthcontrol. Even within a marriage, I do not believe in any form of birthcontrol controlled by a condom or hormons. It is a way that we can fullfill the needs of our human body with out the concerns of financial burden due to conception. It is a great way for men who even if they are married and have a child or children to control and make the choice to have children instead of “accidents” occuring. I personally feel that “gay” sexual behaviour should be practiced by all people for the endeavor of procreating by choice. It also teaches the ability to be sexual in a healthy and appropriate manner. If you are married it also removes the concern for sexual affairs occuring within the marriage. It also has the ability to make stronger the connections that we have with our families and close friends.

  Kenneth Livingston

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• At 2009.11.12 18:51, james m said:
  

  oh, kinda off topic but, if straight guys who have “gay like” characteristics are called metrosexual. what are gay guys who have “straight like” qualities called?

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• At 2009.11.12 22:08, Ett said:
  

  Well I’m not out yet, but I’d say a 5th reason for being gay would be so women could stop hitting on me. It’s getting really annoying.

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• At 2009.11.12 23:01, Mosaic Dave said:
  

  Do we really need reasons to be gay? Seriously? Do people need convincing that one orientation is more preferable than another or even equally preferable? Some people are gay – They’re going to be that way for no reason at all. Some people are straight. Ditto. I don’t see it as any different than being black, white, blonde, brunette, or whatever. It is what it is – a sexual preference.

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• At 2009.11.12 23:31, Rob said:
  

  I would personally still say metrosexual. Personally, I don’t think that all gays are the same [I'm kind of a walking example of being different from the stereotype,] and that only some have that super peppy and flamboyant attitude, as well as the sheik clothing choices. So really, those are /metro/ gays, and therefore I believe should be associated as such.

  Having stereotypical straight like qualities [IE: sports, super perverted, beer drinking, etc.] maybe do need a title though, haha. Maybe just butch? Hah, I don’t know.

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• At 2009.11.12 23:35, Rob said:
  

  Like I said on youtube, I really don’t like this video. Again, I know it’s supposed to be crude, but it’s pushing boundaries. Especially the hair one and the communications one. All kinds of hair can be problematic, and the only REAL difference in communication is the whole “I’m built with testosterone” and “I’m built with estrogen”, as well as maybe a couple of topics the other gender just couldn’t relate to. But otherwise, I think it’s basically the same in any kind of relationship, whether it be hetero, homo, pan, etc.
  Sorry Davey, I really love you and your thoughts, but this was just in bad taste in my opinion.

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• At 2009.11.12 23:53, Joe Blfstyk said:
  

  The number 1 best reason to be gay is that you get to see what other people are really like. That is, their response to your “gayness” will show you a lot about how they really are. Unfortunately, it shows you that most people really suck ass. And that allows you to feel so superior, if you choose.

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• At 2009.11.12 23:56, Don Quixote said:
  

  Oh Davey grow up for god sakes, this video is dorky, dumb and somewhat anti-gay. Your perpetuating a stereo type. We didn’t bother to listen to whole video, it’s utter crap. You can do better.

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• At 2009.11.13 07:37, JT said:
  

  amen brother!

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• At 2009.11.13 07:44, Alberico Mota Filho said:
  

  JUST PERFECT , I loved the way you tell serious stuff with a funny way …
  THANKS for making my day happier !
  Cheers from BRAZIL !
  Your friend , Al (Alberico)

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• At 2009.11.13 08:09, DAVID said:
  

  Davey Wavey..The 5th reason to be gay is to know you will be back in Jerszzy to love me even MORE than before…Love “your” David

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• At 2009.11.13 08:30, Denis said:
  

  A good reason to be gay is it is much funnier. Straigth sex is such serious business. Commenter Buzzy – if you are a Buzzy who worked with autistic kids ages ago, you are an old friend I have been looking for- cardog108@iname.com

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• At 2009.11.13 08:48, Vance said:
  

  “Ooopsies” – I’ve often wondered if there was a way for a woman to not have to be bothered with menstrual cycles, but the only alternative would be post nasal drip from someone who sneezed with their entire torso; but I’m also partial to being sensitive and caring about both genders and their lifestyles.

  Cheers!

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• At 2009.11.13 09:34, Darek said:
  

  #5 should be that:

  As a gay-people we belong to a minority, but we’ve got our own colourful ”culture”.

  …And as a society we’ve got a rainbow-flag.

  O.K. Maybe the second reason is pretty ”weak”, but at least I’ve tryied…

  Peace!

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• At 2009.11.13 12:46, Denis said:
  

  if you are a Buzzy who worked with autistic kids ages ago, you are an old friend I have been looking for- cardog108@iname.com

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• At 2009.11.13 12:53, Cliveey said:
  

  … for me its a bit like staring at your belly button. Are we self obsessed or just boring?

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• At 2009.11.13 16:14, tc7200 said:
  

  I’m surprised no on wrote, no accidental pregnancy!

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• At 2009.11.13 18:30, Ken said:
  

  I’m glad my parents weren’t gay!

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• At 2009.11.13 19:23, christopher said:
  

  yeah-ive a few str8 friends that dont moisturize and wear mismatched clothes.you dont ever wear a black pair of athletic sweat pants with a navy blue t-shirt.how inappropriate.thing is he is one hot guy-if he wore matched clothes.he is a jock-his gf-is a cheerleader.they seem to never learn.i want him to look more desirable to his gf-plus my eyecandy.he knows it.speaking of DW-in this talkyblog-he wears green and yellow-ah-Brazilian Soccer player colours.and that cute Chipotle-only Gay Guys can have such cute dogs.ive also got a nr5 reason and advantage to being gay-so i could come to Rhode Island and strangle your Governor Carcieri-the Homophobe.he has been all over the web the last two days.im looking up his address and sending something nasty to this fascist homophobe.

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• At 2009.11.13 19:36, christopher said:
  

  consider yourself fortunate actually flattering-but after awhile-yes-it can be annoying.

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• At 2009.11.13 19:56, christopher said:
  

  one major thing i contend with are stereotypes-why in my gay social group can it be assumed that i would not like sports-individual or team.saturday afternoons for me-its college football-sunday afternoon-nfl football-tonight its Red Wings Hockey-plus Cincinnati Bearcats vs West Virginia-then i have soccer to contend with later this weekend.yes there are five-maybe more reasons and advantages to being gay-but nr1 for me is not playing into stereotypes.—-as in a previous blog entry above-one advantage to being gay-is to bug the crap out of the Homophobe Governor-Carcieri of Rhode Island-a letter or postcard using choice words-will satisfy me.the thing about the hair clogging the tub can work for men and women-str8 or gay-so-i dont get that one.

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• At 2009.11.13 22:17, Alex said:
  

  #5
  Speedos.
  

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• At 2009.11.14 01:36, Kipp white said:
  

  Yeah, we definitely need some kind of label (really?). I completely missed out on the dressing stylishly gene that normally goes with being gay, plus I like working on cars and other machines. Go figure.

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• At 2009.11.14 04:33, Gregor said:
  

  Reason No 5 are dicks.

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• At 2009.11.14 07:38, norb said:
  

  Does anyone have a reason to enjoy wine more than beer? Or vice versa? No, it is just what you like. And I happen to like boys (well, actually not all of them, but some are really cute). Do I have a choice? Am I condemned to like boys? No, I just like (some of) them.
  Is it a choice to like wine more than beer? Well, it is just what I like. It is just the way I am. But each time I am offered a drink, I take a choice!
  So the fifth “reason” to be gay is that I choose myself when I say I am gay!

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• At 2009.11.14 10:15, Scott said:
  

  My god people u all need to chilax! Davey ain’t making a sterotype yeish! Everyone know davey is trying to break Down these sterotypes wit satrical humour! Urgh! Everyone just relax! Davey nice use of the pecs to look like boobs a for effort. B- for authentisity #5 for making all the ladies jealous that they can’t have us and making all the men who want those women jealous cause the women are drooling over the gay guys ps chilax

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• At 2009.11.14 15:24, jay said:
  

  yeh chillax everyone, take a chill pill.

  now most guys are hot but then again most girls are fit too.
  you are born who you are, nothing is going to change.
  love you davey
  xxx

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• At 2009.11.14 20:16, Christianggs said:
  

  My #5 reason to be gay its because I can become promiscous…

  Believe & Smile… Siempre Sonrie!!!

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• At 2009.11.15 08:02, alex said:
  

  The 5th reason is simple, if I were not gay (ok, bisexulal I wouldn’t find this amazing blog of yours.

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• At 2009.11.18 15:34, sam smith said:
  

  Although i think most of this is rather funny and mostly farce-full i sincerely agree with you in this aspect. when you come out to people you know weather or not they really are your friends, fortunately no-one I’ve thought of as a good friend has ever had any kind of problem with me being gay and although I’m not out to everyone i want to be (including my parents) i don’t think any of my good friends would stop loving me because of it, although i am worried about my parents.

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• At 2009.11.19 00:50, AlexanderZero said:
  

  My top reason for being gay: You lose your attachment to having a clearly labeled, rigid sexual identity, and become more free to be the person that you truly are.

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• At 2009.11.22 12:51, FromAfar said:
  

  I dont have any reason to be a gay, im just gay – and it is very good way for me, no reason, no proofs, no evidence. Nothing. Just be a gay like be a human being. I can have reason to be baddy or goddy, but not to be a gay or human being. So 5th reason to be a gay is ‘no reason to be a gay just be a gay’

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• At 2009.11.27 17:05, Max said:
  

  I know, besides we dress better!!!

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• At 2009.11.30 08:17, Caleb said:
  

  5) No screaming, whiny, soul sucking, poop machines. 6) More freedom 2 do whatever u want. When u have a kid u can’t go out whenever u want. U have 2 make ur child ur 1st priority. 7) Mind blowing sex. Having the prostate f***ed is the best sexual experience a man can have! U can f**k pretty much whenever u want, w/o worrying about little johnny walking in on u. Besides 4 the fact that men r always horny. Sucking dick is awesome! A good throat scraping is good 4 u.

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• At 2009.12.04 15:30, Anny said:
  

  I think that the reason # 5 is actualy that its your choice,not that you parents told you to be!))

  Anny))

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• At 2009.12.15 09:31, Davide Mancinelli-D'incerti said:
  

  #5 pissing off X girlfriends when they find out I’m gay

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• At 2010.02.01 00:00, Cal said:
  

  I think the fifth reason is that you can have sex with hot men even if you were born male…sorry lesbos

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