I tried to do a serious talky blog dedicated to my 91-year-old grandfather and an important lesson that he’s taught me, but just ended up talking a lot about bulges.
Sigh.
It always comes back to penis.
Check out the video via my second YouTube channel, Davey Wavey Raw.
February 20, 2012 at 10:16 am
Chris Pine – Yeah! Sigh! It is THAT big!
February 20, 2012 at 10:45 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-8Rr2KwHE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
good video. justifies a sizeable bulge.
February 20, 2012 at 11:37 am
Damn, I only have 5 friends now (all straight blast it!) It’s like all the calls I get for charity pickups (and I am NOT talking dating here) I’d have nothing left in my apartment! But my friends are VERY supportive.
I suppose I HAVE to check out the bulge ( We’re gay. We have to.) but I am more of a tight end person. “Hate to have you go. Love to see you leave.” As the guy said as someone took his 25 cent piece. “I want my quaterback!) Oh, another sports reference. I feel queezy.
February 20, 2012 at 11:43 am
Where’s this illustrious bulge? Looks like a normal bulge to me.
February 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm
So…..when I searched for “Chris Pine Bulge,” this was one of the resultes…Spock had something to say, lol.
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=657&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsofd&tbnid=-JEvLk4YZfn9XM:&imgrefurl=http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/42362648.html&docid=VCAXXRqknZTFTM&imgurl=http://i49.tinypic.com/2mgtx8l.jpg&w=600&h=450&ei=q29CT_64JtCtgQf1qOiHCA&zoom=1
February 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm
http://www.loganotron.com/2009/05/11/chris-pines-penis-bulge/
February 20, 2012 at 8:01 pm
still waiting for the next star trek movie
February 21, 2012 at 2:10 am
Seven comments, and six are about the bulge. *facepalm* To quote Most Offensive Video’s Charlie Brown Easter parody, “We ain’t ever gonna make it.”
Happy birthday, Grandpa Wavey!
February 21, 2012 at 2:43 am
Loved this video Davey. Loved the analogy.
From toilet paper life analogy, care of your grandfather, to penis….. only you could make that connection work. It’s no wonder your “mother’s pure love” can’t save you at the gym…. LOL.
I miss having grandparents.
February 21, 2012 at 3:40 am
@+J., Davey Wavey, et al.
Can Chris Pine act, or is he getting by on his Hollywood bulge? Haven’t seen his work, as far as I can remember.
Every kid needs grandparents when growing up, both for educational purposes and to leaven the often overbearing influence of parents.
My maternal grandparents were great. Grandmother had been a bit of a “flapper” during the 1920′s and had funny stories to tell. Gramps introduced me to Carling’s Black Label beer at age 12 and, at the same age, taught me how to drive in his 1929 Nash. His educational forays usually were preceded by the admonition “Now don’t tell your parents, but…”
February 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Re: Chris Pine
I wish Chris Pine was gay … rather than Zachary Quinto.
Re: Spring Cleaning of Friends
I couldn’t agree more with you Davey. I’m nearing 40 now and have over the years detached, lost contact with, or simply ‘spring cleaned’ many so called friends – especially toxic friends.
I still however, have about a dozen amazingly close friends whom I’ve known for more than 20 years that I still catchup with weekly/monthly. Some of whom I met when I was still in the closet.
From my experience you only ever need to look after, support and cherish your close family, and that small handful of friends (no one needs 400 friends on Fakebook).
Jaguar xx
February 22, 2012 at 3:15 am
@ Jaguar – I wish I could click “like” on this… LOL. I prefer quality friendships than a large quantity of friends and would much rather be lone than around people who make me feel negatively about myself. Life is too short to waste time on people who really don’t care for me.
February 21, 2012 at 7:05 pm
So I googled “Chris Pine’s Bulge” and what I REALLY enjoyed finding was THIS:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2mgtx8l.jpg
February 23, 2012 at 2:27 pm
chris pine wow wantz that, know i know why i enjoyed the new star trek film so much
March 21, 2012 at 2:37 pm
I am so thankful for your post article. Really thanks! Much obliged.